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Silly Celebrity Quotes

That last entry has been hanging up there long enough, and I've been getting some complaints about my apparent lack of dedication to ye olde blog, so here's a new (albeit shitty) entry for you cause I don't know what else to write about. Here's a couple silly quotes from a pair of everyone's favorite celebrities. First up, we have J-Lo telling us how she'd like to be president. This wouldn't be quite so silly if she didn't first refer to herself as a "powerhouse":

    "I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool... The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy... Believe it or not -- I clean my house!"

Next we have Tom Cruise claiming that because of Scientology, he can learn anything:

    "Scientology is an applied religious philosophy. It gives tools to improve your conditions, tools I have learned in terms of literacy that allow me to fly planes, produce movies. My literacy level, IQ, is up. I know I can learn anything."

My heroes. Keep it up you two! :lol

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