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Here's an excerpt from some random conversation about Porkins:
- Dana: Oh, hey. I have to ask you something. Have you ever heard of Porkins?
Rob: Porkins? Porkins. I have no idea what you're talking about
D: Porkins. I guess he was in Star Wars?
R: Oh, wait. Porkins, yeah. Wasn't he the fat guy at the end? He was one of the pilots, the fat one.
D: I guess so, I dont know. Nick has this little Star Wars action figure on his web cam at work. When I asked him who it was, he said "Porkins!" and I was like "Who the FUCK is Porkins?" and he was like "It's PORKINS!" When I asked him to be more specific, he just answered "PORKINS!!"
R: There is NOT a Porkins action figure.
D: No, there is! And right now, Porkins is bent over the hood of a little toy car! He's been doing all kinds of stuff on the cam. Fixing the car. Falling out of the car.
R: It's not Porkins! Why would it be Porkins?! Why would they make an action figure out of PORKINS?? I mean, come on. Porkins? Porkins had like two lines... (click to read the rest of the conversation)
Comments (3)
Dude, that's Munson from Flash Gordon.
Posted by fhqwhgads | May 12, 2005 5:09 PM
Posted on May 12, 2005 17:09
PORKINS!
ps: Now that there are smileys here, I really find them less interesting. I guess it was more about wanting the smileys.
Posted by elvispanda | May 12, 2005 9:58 PM
Posted on May 12, 2005 21:58
What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?
Posted by Ponnerbell | May 13, 2005 8:43 AM
Posted on May 13, 2005 08:43