It's April Fool's Day, so while I'm on the lookout for pranks (most notably from Steve-o and Kristin), I figured I would start a new weekly feature here on ye olde blog since I seem to frequently have trouble finding stuff to blog about on Fridays. It's a weekly entry I'm going to dub "This Week's Film I Couldn't Be Dragged To". I think it's fairly self-explanatory, but just to clarify, each Friday I will highlight a movie that looks so unappealing I couldn't be dragged to go see it. Last week would have been a good week to start this, since Ms. Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous debuted, but nonetheless, here is my pick for this week:
Beauty Shop
All the ingredients are there:
- A spin-off of a sequel to a movie which was mediocre at best?
Check.
- The director of Honey?
Check.
Two cast members going by the names "Enci" and "Little JJ"?
Check.
- Forgotten stars Alicia Silverstone & Mena Suvari?
Check.
- The little girl from The Cosby Show?
Check.
- Queen Latifah?
Check.
Yep, all the pieces are in place. This one doesn't even arouse my interest enough to see whether it would make my 2005 list of worst movies of the year. I'm giving this one a wide berth.