In honor of it being Thursday and St. Patty's Day, here are some quotes from Mike Tyson:

"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."
"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."
"I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
"I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."