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So at work today my phone rang. Naturally I answered it, but there was nobody there. However, the phone kept ringing even though I had the receiver off the cradle. So since the ringing was annoying I turned the ringer volume down. But that didn't work, it kept ringing at the same volume. I couldn't stop it. So since the ringing was irritating I got up and decided to go somewhere else. But see, everywhere I went, I could still hear the phone ringing, but it sounded like it was everyone else's phones that were ringing. I went to each person's desk to see if their phone was ringing cause it sounded like it. I mean, walking away from my phone didn't make the volume of the ringing decrease, but when I listened to everyone else's phones it didn't sound like it was necessarily them that was ringing, just that some phone in the general area was ringing. But as hard as I looked I couldn't find where the damn ringing was coming from and it was driving me nuts.

It was at about this time that I woke up and turned my fucking alarm clock off and got ready for work.