This matchup is almost reason enough for me to go see "Finding Nemo" (that and the fact that Randy Newman doesn't have a song in it). But since I haven't seen Pixar's latest, can anyone out there do a "tale of the tape" matchup between these two box-office bozos? I'm not looking for a "which movie is better" breakdown, I'm looking for a Clash of the Titans, cagematch, all out spectacle of Neo vs Nemo! And how would Nemo fare if he was ported into The Matrix? Would that factor in? Could Nemo survive in The Matrix if he was out of water? Would Nemo have a trenchcoat and cool shades in The Matrix? Is Neo much of a swimmer? Come on people, gimme some odds or something!
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Ok, Nemo would have a little trouble in the Matrix with that gimpy fin of his. I mean, he's just a little fuckin fish. I do know that there would be a great match up between the Sea Turtle "Crush" and Neo. Actually you should just replace Neo entirely with Crush the Sea Turtle. He can say "dude" and "Whoa!" a thousand times better than Ted, i mean Neo.
Posted by riggs | June 5, 2003 12:01 AM
Posted on June 5, 2003 00:01
I laughed, I cried, and I definitly thought it kicked ass over the Matrix (well, at least the rave scene). I also think these cgi characters were more developed and able to carry their lines better than some of the lame-ass acting in Matrix.
Posted by ms-chievous | June 5, 2003 12:56 AM
Posted on June 5, 2003 00:56
Speaking of Ted: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0794/box.gif
Posted by Yams | June 5, 2003 12:57 AM
Posted on June 5, 2003 00:57
No no, you've got it all wrong. Not which movie is better, but who could kick who's ass: Neo or Nemo? Could "The One" whip some fish ass, or would Nemo bust some kung-fu on Herr Reeves? Having not seen "Finding Nemo" I can only speculate. Or to quote Joey Pants in Matrix One "Don't blame me. I'm just a messenger." ;-)
Posted by Yams | June 5, 2003 1:00 AM
Posted on June 5, 2003 01:00
Are you sure this isn't a "What's more terrible" in disguise? If it is, I think pound for pound anyone that goes by the name of Joey Pants is definately more terrible. What an ass. He would lose in any situation. Even if he went up against a CG Care Bear.
Posted by Ponnerbell | June 6, 2003 8:51 AM
Posted on June 6, 2003 08:51
Really enjoyed "Reloaded" on the Imax last night. Sound was very good, picture was amazing. Can't wait to see "Revolutions" there. I thought the film held up just as well the second time. Though it seems to have become fashionable to bash it now, I think it is impressive filmmaking. It had to be a monumental shoot for the bros. Wachowski.
Will, how is the "Animatrix" DVD? Review?
Posted by "Cookie-san" | June 7, 2003 6:02 PM
Posted on June 7, 2003 18:02
Unfortunately, no one can be told how good the Animatrix is. You have to see it for yourself. ;-) Only kidding, looks like you were about a half hour early with your post here, as you can see in my entry subsequent to this one I talk about both "Reloaded" on IMAX and The Animatrix.
Posted by Yams | June 8, 2003 3:41 PM
Posted on June 8, 2003 15:41