Man, it was a long week for a short week, know what I mean, jellybean? Hardly seemed like I had a moment's peace all week. But hey, that's what the weekend is for, right? You're fucking a right it is! Ok, my plans for the weekend are pretty much as follows: sleep a lot and stay the fuck away from everyone 
Naw, in all seriousness I do hope to hang out with some friends here and there, but I really am going to just kick back and relax. God, is anything more satisfying than that?