wildyams

Fuck the Oscars, these are the more important awards: The Razzies :-)

And the nominees are...

Worst Picture:
THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH (Warner Bros.)
CROSSROADS (Paramount)
Roberto Benigniís PINOCCHIO (Miramax)
STAR WARS: EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Fox/Lucasfilm)
SWEPT AWAY (Screen Gems)

Worst Actor:
Roberto Benigni (Dubbed GODZILLA-Style by Breckin Meyer) PINOCCHIO
Adriano Giannini/SWEPT AWAY
Eddie Murphy/ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY and SHOWTIME
Steven Segal/HALF PAST DEAD
Adam Sandler/ADAM SANDLERíS 8 CRAZY NIGHTS and MR. DEEDS

Worst Actress:
Angelina Jolie/LIFE, OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
Jennifer Lopez/ENOUGH and MAID IN MANHATTAN
Madonna/SWEPT AWAY
Winona Ryder/MR. DEEDS
Britney Spears/CROSSROADS

Worst Supporting Actor:
Hayden Christensen/STAR WARS/EPISODE II: YADA-YADA-YODA
Tom Green/STEALING HARVARD
Freddie Prinze, Jr./SCOOBY DOO
Christopher Walken/THE COUNTRY BEARS
Robin Williams/DEATH TO SMOOCHY

Worst Supporting Actress:
Lara Flynn Boyle/MEN IN BLACK II
Bo Derek/MASTER OF DISGUISE
Madonna/DIE ANOTHER DAY
Natalie Portman/STAR WARS: EPISODE WHO CARES?
Rebecca Ramijn-Stamos/ROLLERBALL

Most Flatulent Teen-Targeted Movie (New Category!)
ADAM SANDLERíS 8 CRAZY NIGHTS (Sony/Columbia)
CROSSROADS (Paramount)
JACKASS: THE MOVIE (Paramount)
SCOOBY DOO (Warner Bros.)
XXX (Sony/Revolution)

Worst Screen Couple:
Adriano Giannini & Madonna/SWEPT AWAY
Roberto Benigni & Nicoletta Braschi / Benigniís PINOCCHIO
Hayden Christensen & Natalie Portman STAR WARS/EPISODE II: SEND IN THE CLONES
Eddie Murphy & EITHER Robert deNiro (SHOWTIME) Owen Wilson (I SPY) or Himself Cloned (THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH)
Britney Spears & Whatever-His-Name-Was/CROSSROADS

Worst Director:
Roberto Benigni/PINOCCHIO
Tamra Davis/CROSSROADS
George Lucas/STAR WARS/EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE GROANS
Guy Ritchie/SWEPT AWAY
Ron Underwood/THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH

Worst Remake or Sequel:
I SPY (Sony/Columbia)
MR. DEEDS (Columbia/New Line)
Roberto Benigniís PINOCCHIO (Miramax)
STAR WARS/EPISODE II: WHAT-EVER (20th Century-Fox)
SWEPT AWAY (Screen Gems)

Worst Screenplay:
THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, Written by Neil Cuthbert
CROSSROADS, Screenplay by Shonda Rhimes
Roberto Benigniís PINOCCHIO, Screenplay by Vincenzo Cerami and Roberto Benigni
STAR WARS: EPISODE II: THE BOREDOM CONTINUES, Screenplay by George Lucas* and Jonathon Hales
SWEPT AWAY, Screenplay by Guy Ritchie

Worst ëOriginalí Song
'Die Another Day' from DIE ANOTHER DAY, written by Madonna and Mirwais Ahmadzai
'Iím Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman' from CROSSROADS, Written by Max Martin, Rami & Dido Armstrong
'Overprotected' from CROSSROADS, Written by Max Martin and Rami